When I joined up in 2007, I was a 12-year old introvert that was an annoying sack of shit. I had no friends, no life, no actual direction, and no maturity.

After spending the first part of 2008 on the blogs, I grew to know my early respects and enemies. It started with a bro named Wyvvern-Guy, and I got into flamewars with a sonic fan. As I grew to hate them, I began to role play. Usually making shitty stories and roleplaying with people like fuliculi.

As I progressed into mid/late 2008, I began to go on the BBS. There, I found my true home. Amongst my fellows, like TheSilverGuitar, EpicFail and Oliver, I began to love the forums. As my love grew, so did my intelligence of the Internet. I began to browse 4chan, learned to troll, and took joy in pissing people off to extreme lengths. Hell, I've even encouraged a few an heroes.

As I abandoned my weeaboo-ness and became more of an experienced troll, I grew to respect more friends (That's you Albino), and my grammar improved. Soon, I was making people want my head by merely making them look like an idiot in one sentence.

Then came early 2009, the first few months were alright, I was trollin' and feelin' good, and then I discovered Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd. I was captivated as I asked my fellow newgrounders on this masterful piece of art, destroying any love for modern, mainstream trash. As I aged and my musical collection expanded with more Floyd, and more Psychedelic music. Then I crossed into Progressive Rock.

By the start of 9th grade, I was growing out my hair and I wore a Vietnam jacket. At the same time, I expanded into New Wave and Early Metal. But I began to notice how much I had split from Newgrounds, spending the Football and Basketball seasons working the concession stands. And I began to have friends. I began to form a band with my drummer, but it went Emo-Screamo and died, and I rushed to you guys asking 'What now?' and they helped me move on, along with beginning to respect more newer bands.

As 2010 came, I began to live a life as a guy who had ran with the wolves of the Freshman grade. My hair had reached down halfway to my neck. I began to listen to Thrash Metal and Good Alternative on JewTube. Then I came to a business that had started almost a year ago:

The BBS was starting to suck the big one and it became boring and bland with arguing being the funnest thing.

I was okay with it, at first, but now I have reached a boiling point. The BBS has gotten incredibly stupid, incredibly disorganized and forgot the meaning of 'Funny'. The people I looked up to and called 'friend' have left or they are planning to leave.

So here I am, a Sludge/Power Metal bassist that has accredited his entire idea to Newgrounds. You have made me a thinker, a better person and now I have a direction in life. Because of Newgrounds, my initial musical taste of 'PANIC! At The Disco' and 'Fall Out Boy' was drastically changed to Pink Floyd, The Grateful Dead, The Damned, Bongzilla and a bunch of bands.

You have made me into the young bastard I am today, Newgrounds. And I thank you for it.

But all good things must come to an end. My friends are gone or nonexistent, the trolls I used to hang out with have moved on, the BBS that I called home has fallen out of repair and it's original ideals, and the users that I call 'colleague' are a bunch of fucking ass-hatted retards. I have grown sick of The BBS.

But fear not, I'll still swing by. Maybe I'll put down a bass solo or something when I get the recording equipment, I'll post on the C&C forums because I still got total bros there, and I'll keep up with some people.

But don't expect me to answer much and come on every waking minute.

Contact me if you want my AIM/MSN.

TL;DR- Fuck you guys, I'm going to /v/ where I am at least entertained.