Tales from The Great Circlejerk

Well, it's summer. Yep, I get to put on some complaint about little kids who don't know shit about Vidya and name themselves FaggottheHedgehog (Somebody's looking at a sick, sorry life). But no, as much as I hate the weird, little bastards, they're not worth my breath compared to The Christian Fundamentalist that bans the right to teach Evolution in class.

ANYWAYS, to talk about the past few months, I have been basically whittling away at the Human Cloning Facility that's known as the American Public School (Now, ran by Ultra-Conservatives!). Along with that, I turned to the great age of 16 where I basically have a car that I have to put gas in. Not only that, but I recently applied to a job at Kroger! The end of my teenage freedom, mmmyay!

My musical taste has changed considerably. Gone are The Beatles and King Crimson, gone are David Gilmour and Jimmy Page. Here comes The Dead Kennedys (Fuck that no-Jello bullshit) and Bolt Thrower! Yay, Metal and Punk!

What else, hmmm, found my old Xbox and enjoyed my ass some Serious Sam (Seriously, nothing's better than a Henry Rollins look-alike shooting up alien worlds.) and Oddworld! Uh, joined the Green Party and some other shit.

But yeah, bitching aside, just bitch here for a while. I'm going to be on here until I feel like it (Gone next week or some random-ass pattern.).

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SteelChair 2011-05-23 20:47:16

Serious Sam? Pfft, Duke Nukem.

igott 2011-05-23 20:47:16

Sam is the pupil of Duke.

Oliver 2011-05-23 21:09:33

ey bro. I miss you.

igott 2011-05-23 21:09:33

I would get on live when I put Carcass and GWAR on my Zune, but it won't update.

estrago1 2011-05-23 21:11:20

Hmm...I guess while you're moving forward in time musically, I'm moving backwards. I've started listening to a shit-ton of psychedelic rock; stuff like The Grateful Dead, The Velvet Underground; in hindsight, a lot of bands that start with the word "The." And The Doors have practically replaced Pink Floyd as my favorite band. But what else is new...

igott 2011-05-23 21:11:20

The Velvet Underground bores me, along with the Dead. Pretty sure that DRI replaced Pink Floyd, though it's still up there.

goofyka 2011-05-23 23:09:11

Oh turning 16. My parents are already yelling at me about it all because I'm not ready to start driving right now and I don't want a party at all. My birth day isn't even close! >.<

igott 2011-05-23 23:09:11

Driving really isn't bad. Start with country roads where you can do 60 on a straight 45 so you can get it out of your system.

xellon 2011-05-25 18:19:06

what happened to pink floyd?
YEA igott's back. huzzah, i say, huzzah

igott 2011-05-25 18:19:06

I dunno. I started listening to other stuff.

goofyka 2011-05-25 21:07:06

Everyone makes it sound so easy but I'm still afraid. I don't want to wreck something again. >.< I'm still having pains from the first one.

igott 2011-05-25 21:07:06

Yeah, don't worry. My first drive was on a busy highway. Wasn't fun, but after the first 3 times, you learn to stop at stop signs.

Wartooth118 2011-06-23 04:53:40

First off, fuck yes, your new taste in music is simply fantastic. Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables is a good DK album, as well as Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death.

As far as sonicfags, I'm FOR SRS considering putting my troll hat back on and overloading a few pages with either vitriol or useless shit.

igott 2011-06-23 04:53:40

I have the preference of In God We Trust, Inc. and Bedtime for Democracy. But DK had a great run 'till they sold it out and tossed Jello out.

Hmm, wasting my already useless summer on making 12-year olds cry? Mite be cool.

SuparEFG 2011-06-24 14:32:42

TL;DR

Just kidding. I read it. Also, if you did that Wartooth I would probably join you again.

igott 2011-06-24 14:32:42

Yeah, only if Albino was still around.